< Ups And Downs Of Joey Stephen Ang Wei >

2009-05-31T06:58:00.000-07:00

Wow, its been a month since i last posted. Been really busy the whole month... Every other day is spent playing bball with my gay buddy shannon and sometimes with the man in black..... FIRDAUS XD Haha, that black shit whole day say his knee injury acting up... then cannot play, make me so sad... Miss the old times when we played from 4 to the time we could not see firdaus anymore. LOL. Anyway, I've been interested in two things lately.

1) is streetball, i tink streetball tricks and waaaaaaaay cool.... AND I wanna learn them beacaaaaaause i think are SUPER DUPER UBER GUAI LAN *applause* (talking about Guai lan-ness, Ms hor say me and shannon should not be so guai lan.... wtf? i mean why not? Guai Lan is my hobby, to not to guai lan is like calling fat nah chiou bu ) naming just a few tricks, one of them would be porn-o-star (look at the name, so exciting already) the person performing the move throws the ball up really high, and the victim turns up to look at the ball. This is when the person pulls down the victim's pants. LMAO, you should take a look at the victim's face. Another move would be 'off the head' (the name says it all), the person makes the victim come up really close and *BAM* bounces the ball of the victim's head. If he did it any harder, the victim sure tio concussion. I really want to do this move, but playing outside, so many people who cannot accept guai lan-ness, they'll sure want to beat me up.... hehehe

2)is my current love interest. I dont know whether can call it love interest anot, because I'm still unsure about how I feel towards her. One things for sure, i'm fond of her, and maybe she also like me, i dunno.... So i was planning to make a move after my exam that is coming, NBKNNCCB, fucking term test now have so much weightage.... i dun feel like studying cos i want to concentrate on 'making love' (wad i meant here is making our relationship work) but i guess it wont be possible till after the term tests... She changed me for the better, having her beside me will definitely be a good thing :), KAMBATEEEE~

so i have come to a close of my month's happenings.... finally, i would like to share about what happen today while i was bball-ing. NABEI CHEEBAI, some fucking du lan botak head uncle come play bball, then ask me block this person block that person then ownself never block his designated target then lose. Then after that i kao pei him, he want come find me settle.... KNN UNCLE, YOU BOTAK CHEEBAI, U TINK U SHAVE I SCARED YOU ARE. Anyway, i tink he died after i left the bball court, cos he oso guai lan the opposing team, calling them girls and shit... I tink he shaved off his brains together with his hair.... The opposing team all pai kia still want guai lan. Stupid fk...

Till next time.... (i dont know when it'll be though...) hehe

2009-04-27T05:20:00.000-07:00

Hello Hello Hello, i decided to post once every week as i'm that lazy. Last week was pure fun, cos 1)there were not many tutorials. And the lectures were short =)
2)i went to sentosa
3)i did not study
But, this week.... everything change WTFBBQ, i have all my tutorials... damn... Today the teacher pick on me somemore... Knn, i din even play... i was jus laughing and gay boy and blacky. Teacher blind la, say i talk to the gay... nbcb teacher... Anyway, so why was i laughing? Shannon was being a retard!!! lol, when i told him i was very bored during the lecture. He replied "You know, when you are bored in lecture, you must create your own entertainment" and he drew on firdaus's arm. Firdaus then showed shannon the "i want to fk u right now" face... then firdaus pulled shannon's hair into the metal thing behind us. The sound that was created by shannon's head and the metal thing was F-ing loud. Causing everyone to turn behind... INCLUDING THE TEACHER!!! Then the teacher see me laughing there... wtf, bad time for a good laugh... Fk, she ask me to answer the question on the screen. How am i going to answer when i was watching dumb and dumber doing thier stuff? Knn, now she wants me to answer more questions tommorrow b'cos i couldnt answer that fking one question. I tried to tell teacher that i was just laughing and said firdaus and shannon was the ones playing. BUT WTF??? FIRDAUS SAID I LYING????? nabei, that black shit think he got fidah can forget about us. He "mei yi qi" and no balls -_-ll maybe fidah ate them....

Ok, now about the sentosa trip. I was really reluctant to go at first. But after reaching there. I was hyped up by my friends a the beach that was filled with girls in bikinis... WOOOoooo, There got all kinds of hot bikini girls sia, ang moh, chinese, malay.... wa, as long as they r hot, the race doesnt matter WOOTS=) Anyway, those were for my eyes only =( Thats the only sad thing.... So i started the day by playing captains ball which was interuppted shortly due to the overheated sand and another group of AS ppl arriving. More ppl more funn WOOOOooo... I went to take a dip in the sea and after that went to play bball. Wow, our AS skool beat every competitor that came to try us. LOL NOOBS... I only played 1 match that we won barely against some tattooed people... WAHAHA, U TINK U GOT ANG GONG WE SCARED AR, WE NO ANG GONG, BUT WE GOT SKILL... I'm not lauging at ppl with tattoos here. I mean having a tattooo is cool, but that guys tattoo was really crappy, it looked like something my 3 year cousin doodled. LOL. After playing abit more at the beach, I went from siloso beach all the way to palawan beach to bathe with BO KAI, HOWARD and WAYNE. We walk sia, cos the queue for the tram was too long.... Then after bathing we walk all the way back to beach station to wait for the rest... wtf, they take damn long to come sia. I could have gone 1 round around sentosa and they still havent reach... F-ing hungry... By the time we reached vivo, the whole placed was fking crowded.. G_G The four of us and Anna went to Carls Junior to eat, wow the burger was IMBA. Damn tasty and big ! The price was IMBA too. 3 times the price of a normal burger. LOL.

Ok, those were the highlights of my last week =) Love and Hate,

hope to find her soon :)

Late

2009-04-20T08:16:00.001-07:00

First of all, i'm really sad that i just updated my posts... Time was something i did not have for the past 3 weeks. As everyday was spent preparing for WEEK O ( freshman oreientation camp that was helluva fun event) I'm not complaining as i met new friends =) Heres a brief intro of some friends i met 1) Bryan, uber gay... everyday hes asking me for a blowjob or grabbing mine or Navin's ass... wtfbbq. damn sick sia... of course, he is not really gay ( i hope...) and we both have more or less the same kind of taste for girls. COOL =) 2) Navin, the joker... i dun know how, but everything he does makes me laugh... he really brightened up my life these 3 weeks, cos everyone was just emo and wanted to work only... If u ever get to see him... ask him to impersonate dennis or an american bitchy girl ( e.g. paris hilton, lindsay lohan...) the way he says it... is really real. LOL, makes me wonder if he was an american bitchy girl in his pastlife or something. XD

Ok, so with some intro on the people done ( i only mentioned those 2 cos i was with them the most) I move on to what i have been doing... I tink what we did was really full of crap... I mean like WTF? decorate the fking lt??? fking no meaning... wasting resources sia... but i really liked the maze, all the work put into it. It was really enjoyable =) I was satisfied when i heard people scream while going through the maze, it felt like i did a good job. Of course the credit goes to everyone, i just played my part woots!! Navin and his insane ideas were the major factor contributing to the screams! B! double O! B! J! O! B! BOOB JOB! BOOB JOB! haha Navin kept messing with the lyrics of the cheers, cant remember alot of them alr...

So WEEK O was extremly tiring... especially during the AR. wtf sia... people think i'm slacking while i'm running around the while fking school to replenish the logistics... knnccb enough hor... Bo Kai sent me to end of engine school 8 TIMES sia... wtf run there run back... complete 2.4 already... But tiring was 1 thing,.. seeing chioubu freshies really lighten my mood. Looking at them takes my mind away from the tiring work and think about something else... LOL, guess thats why Fariza calls me a horny slacker... wtf sia... i'm horny only leh =) fk la... influenced too much by the people around me... Shannon,,, firdaus,,, and now bryan and navin.... G_G

Lastly... school has already started today.. really dry and boring lessons... I just got to know that this semester i'll be studying business stuff.. guess i'll try hard =) oh ya.. wtf sia FPATH got no tutorials or meet up with lecturers... so fking full of shit sia... hope i dun flung that subject... i really need to get an average GPA of 2.5 overall, nothing less... if not i'm a goner.. that means i have to get 3.5 this year... which is probably impossible... But i'll try never the less =) Kambateeee~ Oh ya,,, i oso got japanese as my new CDS... woots. I hope to get A for that subject... Or wait... I must get A =) cos i study jap before... go go go...

I wont be posting till this coming SAT=) cos this weeks busy with my mum's bday coming up and SAT meeting with KIRAGI WOOHOO... still wondering if i should go to sentosa with them,... dun really like sentosa sia... stupid place if you got no cash... AND YA... CLIFF STILL HAVEN COLLECT MONEY TO PAY ME AND FIRDAUS... G_G no money.. parents owe me $110, Cliff owe me $65... plus together = $200?!? LOL, maths fail... hope my FINACIAL CAPABILITY and my GPA increases more and more =)

Feeling down...

2009-04-07T08:29:00.000-07:00

Awwwwwww, so freaking tired today. Guess its b'cos i'm sick. I HATE BEING SICK. Cant do lots of stuff... Cant see chiou bus, cant meet up with friends, cant go out and do ANYTHING. Sian. And why do i always blog late in the night? Issit because i'm bored then i blog. Anyway, i dint waste my life away today. Played dawn of war from morning till night... wow, the game rox =) so much strategizing, so many blood and gore. What else could a guy ask for? (Oh ya, i forgot to add that the game keep lagging cos my graphic card is screwed up, knnccb) Completed numerous levels but its still fking far from the end of the game. Is that good or bad? __

So bored, wish my special someone will lighten up my day =) Oh ya, wtf, the main com ppl said they lost the angel mortal list? wtf? knnccb? how the fk can they do that. I want to know whos my angel... Is she chiou? Is she chinese or malay? Fk, all my questions will go unanswered forever.... Nuuuuuuuuuuu....

I'm still looking for a shuffling crew in singapore that i can join, the ones that i have seen are based too far from where i live (etc punggol, sembawang...) fk la no one near bedok meh? so sad. i cant excel unless there are pros there to guide me...

Lonely once more

2009-04-04T04:40:00.000-07:00

Sad-ed, my retarded class chairman aka my gay pal has left for NZ today. Sian, cant go his house and use his computer when my parents ban me from staying at home >_<. He wont be back for another 16 days.... When i asked him to bring me back a sheep, he said he'll gimme sheep shit. Guess once you are lame, it never comes off. knnccb, now my clique is split up. Fir-black-eee is as usual flirting with his 2 GFs ( i tink he intends to jio more LOL) anyway, i tink his taste in girls is really weird. I tell him that they are not so cute (but in fact they are fking ugly, cant even audition to be pornstars XD) and he kao pei me. knn fir-black-eee, i have no intention of knowing wad kind position you want to do with them.... guess i'll drown myself by working hard for WEEK O (but since i'm a food com, i do nothing but eat and guai lan ppl who come and request for more food, haha dennis, its time for u to starve XD) ok, gotta go. my parents are coming.... till next time =)

-lonely-

My first Post on my new blog

2009-03-31T08:00:00.000-07:00

Why did i want to create a blog suddenly? I really dont have the answer, i just woke up after 22.5 hours of consecutive sleeping. Maybe I'm jus bored. Can i commit to blogging? I wonder wonder wonder... =)

Well today, or rather tonight i woke up and decided to dota cos i got nothing to do. Then my mum reminded me we had a birthday dinner later on. And when i checked whos birthday it is? IT WAS MY SISTER'S. OMGWTFBBQ. i forgot my own sisters birthday. G_G so i tried to make up by paying for dinner, and OMGWTFBBQ, the dinner came up to about 70 dollars. I'm getting poorer everyday. Sianzzzz... and wtf, my class treasurer hasnt collect the money for the chalet and pay me back. Ccb, i must read up more on debt collecting techniques and go hunt that class chairman who is at home busy pcc-ing -_-ll